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THE MATRIXUltra-condensed by David J. Parker
Keanu Reeves

Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!

Audience

GASP!

Keanu Reeves

Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!

Audience

(faints)

THE END