hafıza.

O değil de,
sen bu şarkıyı biliyo musun?


ehehe.

hicbirzamanicingecolmayanomeglediyaloglari...

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Say what you will about Justin Bieber but his songs are catchy
You: so is herpes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: Antique sea lions
You: After some lobster
You: Another scooting lion
Stranger: Alka Seltzer Light
You: A Savior Lisp
Stranger: Avery Smokes LSD
You: Amazing Sonic Litter
Stranger: Apple Sauce Lipstick
You: Apes See Leather
Stranger: A Simple Lie
You: Alkaline’s Seemingly Lucid
Stranger: Anthony Scored Lesbians
You: Abraham Sucks Lemons
Stranger: Arrows Struck Larry
You: Afterparties Smell Lovely
Stranger: Able Seniors Lobotomized
You: Amiable Smokers Lift
Stranger: imma go now
Stranger: nice word play
You: Thank you
You: Ok!
You: Bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ıɥ
You: hi
You: ooooo
You: howd u do that
Stranger: ¿noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ
You: AHH!! :D
You: teach me!
Stranger: ¿ɯɯɥ
You: how do you type upsidedown?
Stranger: ¿ʇnoqɐ uıʞןɐʇ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ
You: lookit
You: ʇnoqɐ uıʞןɐʇ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ
Stranger: ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı ɯ,ı
You: OHHHH
You: gotcha
Stranger: puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop ןןıʇs ı
You: your typing is upside down silly
You: because you live in australia
Stranger: ¡ǝɯ ɹoɟ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹɐ spɹoʍ ɹnoʎ
You: WOAHH!!
You: TRIPPY!!
You: probably because i live in the US
Stranger: sǝɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ
Stranger: ʇdǝɔuoɔ pɹıǝʍ
You: very weird

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: as?
You: as what
Stranger: age, sex?
You: 17 and sure
Stranger: lolz, m/f?
You: still male
You: why do you always ask me this?
You: every time stranger
Stranger: lolz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Dad?
You: I’m pregnant.
Stranger: thank god!
Stranger: i thought you were just getting fat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: omegle
Stranger: go on
You: legom
You: o
Stranger: go on..
You: cheese
Stranger: STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE
Stranger: okay, now go on..
You: so i told my mom this joke right?
Stranger: go on..
You: she didn’t get it the first time
Stranger: STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE
Stranger: okay, now go on..
You: so i told it to her again
You: and again
You: maybe like…. 3 times
Stranger: STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE
Stranger: get your goddamn fingers off that keyboard.
Stranger: you think i dont see you?
Stranger: yeah, i thought so..
Stranger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT KEY
Stranger: now look in your closet with all the lights off
Stranger: and close the door
Stranger: and say “cthuhlu, devour my sanity”
Stranger: “bestow the necronomicon and green ichor upon me”
Stranger: okay, now go on..
You: i love you! ♥
Stranger: STOP!
Stranger: FFFFUUUUUUUUU


omegle'i sevmiyenimiz varmi...
olmasin bence.

konusmalari da burdan aldim all rights reserved degildir ama heralde..

konser filan

yann tiersen konserine gidemediniz mi? sunu kacirdiniz.

What led Tiersen to break free from the image he held as composer of evocative melodies?

The interview begins - ‘why the change of style?’ ‘I opted for the energy of the electric guitar in order to rediscover a freshness in my work,’. Tiersen tries to relativise the change. What initially ‘triggered my passion for music was rock,’ he explains. At the start of the eighties, English rock band Joy Division and Australian musician Nick Cave became a point of reference for the young Tiersen, who played with several rock bands in Rennes, the capital of Brittany in northwestern France, duly abandoning his studies at the conservatory.

‘For me, the most important part of the creative process is the process of trial and error, of not knowing where I am headed,’ he explains passionately. So how does he compose? He quickly runs through an example of his creative recording process.

In line with his innovative spirit, the French artist goes on to make a surprising confession. ‘I don’t consider my profession to be making film soundtracks. I like to work without a fixed direction. This is totally contradictory to the process of creating a soundtrack, because the image in itself already is a point of destination.’ He describes his work as the composer of soundtracks as ‘episodic’ and it comes down to his work on Good Bye Lenin!. So, what role has Amélie, the film that brought him fame throughout Europe, had in his life as an artist? He describes it as a ‘great opportunity’ that he ‘willingly’ accepted, but admits it was not a great deal of work. He ‘only wrote three new songs’, whilst the rest of the soundtrack was selected from his previous albums.

Adamin konserlerde avantgarde tarzini benimsedigini bilmiyen "ehehe amelie izledim ben, cok sirinim ohohov" diyip de alternatif muzik duyanlar filan. komikti bayaa. neyse bidaha olsa gitmem ama o kadar kisa konser mi olur be adam. cikcikcik.

hem seyircide ayri terbiyesiz azizim. fotur fotur sigara ictiler butun konser. gune gelmedin be kadin konserdesin diye durtucektim yani.

Cyanide & Happiness

olive oil and beyond

A society can only function without a government as long as every person is in total cooperation with every other person.

salata yuzunden hukumete ihtiyacimiz olan gunler gelicek ve ben hic sasirmiycam.

overload.

I now walk into the state of being indefinitely bored.

Ted: No, it's not an adventure, it's a mistake!
Lily: OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say 'yep, that was a mistake.' So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you'd go your whole life not knowing if something is a mistake or not. And dammit, I've made no mistakes! I've done all of this; my life, my relationship, my career, mistake-free. Does any of this make sense to you?
Ted: I dunno, you said mistake a lot.

Don Quixote

Hani bazen, "Kahretsin! Bu ilk benim aklıma gelmeliydi!" diyesi gelir ya insanın... Bu gün her zaman gittiğim sahaflardan birinin kolunda Don Quixote dövmesi gördüm ben.

Kahretsin! Bu ilk benim aklıma gelmeliydi!

Micmacs a Tire-Larigot

Son zamanlarda izlediğim en sevimli, en eğlenceli film. Jeunet zaten Amelie'yi filan da yönetmişti, Micmacs da aynı havada bir film olmuş; ancak biraz daha politik eleştriler barındırıyor içinde. Gece 3 de bitirmiş olmasam daha dolu dolu bir inceleme yazabilirdim; ama bu filmin incelemeye falan ihtiyacı yok pek. İzlenesi, sevilesi olmuş kendi başına zaten.

Solipsism

[me] is this a dream or is it real?
[reason] sometimes the dream becomes reality
[me] but i don't know what to feel
[reason] then i will guide you through this haze
[me] but who are you, why are you here?
[reason] i am you and you are all of us
[me] i can't think, my mind ain't clear
[reason] then i will free you from this maze
























...
[me] you are delusions of my mind
[reason] and so we are, we're all a part of you
[me] am i a part of some design?
[reason] the one design is in your head
[me] how can it be you look so real...
[reason] we are as real as you imagine us
[me] i can touch you, i can feel...
[reason] then take my hand and follow me

Acaba Rendekar Haklı Mıydı?

"ulema, cühela ve ehli dubara; ehli namus, ehli işret ve erbab-ı livata rivayet ve ilan, hikâyet ve beyan etmişlerdir ki kun-ı kâinattan 7079 yıl, isa mesih'ten 1681 ve hicretten dahi 1092 yıl sonra, adına konstantiniye derler tarrakası meşhur bir kent vardı."

Son zamanlarda okuduğum en iyi romanlardan biri. Uzun İhsan Efendi'nin ellerine sağlık.
Okuyun, okutturun. İleride de mesela evlatlarınıza okutturun. Ben yapacağım bunu. Evet...

"...kendi payıma ben dünyayı rüyalarımla keşfetmeye çalıştım. bu yeterince cesur olmadığımın bir göstergesi olabilir. aynı hatayı senin de yapmana yol açmak istemiyorum. sana izin veriyorum, git. git ve benim göremediklerimi gör, benim dokunamadıklarıma dokun, sevemediklerimi sev ve hatta, bu babanın çekmeye cesaret edemediği acıları çek. dünyadan ve onun binbir halinden korkma."

Hislen Çekirge!

Ben de bir dinle çekirge yapayım dedim, itunes'umdaki playlistlerden birini olduğu gibi paylaşıyorum. İçerik adından belli: Sad Romance (Evet, kötü bir kelime esprisi)... Duygusal duygusal, romantik romantik dinleyin.

I want you-Elvis Costello
You are my destiny-Paul Anka
A kiss to build a dream on-Louis Armstrong
My funny valentine-Chet Baker
Because-The Beatles
Send me an angel-Scorpions
Hero-Regina Spector
Luv-Travis
Please please please let me get what I want-The Smiths

Sen de şimdi herkes gibisin...

Şaka şaka... Canımsın.

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there is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. there is another theory which states that this has already happened.

douglas adams, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

hayat, yasamak falan cok guzel seyler lan. valla bak.