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A THESAURUS IS NOT A NEWLY DISCOVERED DINOSAUR.

SCANDALOUS WOMEN FROM AGES 16-29: PUTTING ON A TON OF GLITTER WILL NOT ATTRACT MEN. THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU ARE THAT MUCH CLOSER TO BEING A "VAMPIRE".

IF IT REALLY WAS "NEVER TOO LATE," NOTHING WOULD HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE.

DO NOT TELL SOMEONE TO KISS YOUR ASS UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR THEM TO ACTUALLY DO IT.

MAKING YOUR DISPLAY PICTURE A PHOTO OF LEIGHTON MEESTER DOES NOT MAKE US THINK YOU ARE ACTUALLY HER, IT MAKES US THINK YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC.

FIFTY CENT WASN'T ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT CANDY.

THAT BUTTERFLY TATTOO ON HER LOWER BACK WILL LOOK LIKE AN ARMADILLO IN 30-40 YEARS.

DEAR 3-14 YEAR OLD: YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE.

THE CLOSEST YOU WILL GET TO BEING A NINJA IS PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT.

YOUR BOYFRIEND LIED: THE NOTEBOOK IS NOT ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE MOVIES AND HE DOES NOT ENJOY WATCHING THE HILLS/GREY'S ANATOMY ON A WEEKLY BASIS.

IF YOU ARE A MALE WHO CANNOT GET LAID; LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR, DEVELOP A BRITISH ACCENT, AND ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE. PROBLEM SOLVED.