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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Say what you will about Justin Bieber but his songs are catchy
You: so is herpes
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: Antique sea lions
You: After some lobster
You: Another scooting lion
Stranger: Alka Seltzer Light
You: A Savior Lisp
Stranger: Avery Smokes LSD
You: Amazing Sonic Litter
Stranger: Apple Sauce Lipstick
You: Apes See Leather
Stranger: A Simple Lie
You: Alkaline’s Seemingly Lucid
Stranger: Anthony Scored Lesbians
You: Abraham Sucks Lemons
Stranger: Arrows Struck Larry
You: Afterparties Smell Lovely
Stranger: Able Seniors Lobotomized
You: Amiable Smokers Lift
Stranger: imma go now
Stranger: nice word play
You: Thank you
You: Ok!
You: Bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ıɥ
You: hi
You: ooooo
You: howd u do that
Stranger: ¿noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ
You: AHH!! :D
You: teach me!
Stranger: ¿ɯɯɥ
You: how do you type upsidedown?
Stranger: ¿ʇnoqɐ uıʞןɐʇ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ
You: lookit
You: ʇnoqɐ uıʞןɐʇ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʍ
Stranger: ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı ɯ,ı
You: OHHHH
You: gotcha
Stranger: puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop ןןıʇs ı
You: your typing is upside down silly
You: because you live in australia
Stranger: ¡ǝɯ ɹoɟ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹɐ spɹoʍ ɹnoʎ
You: WOAHH!!
You: TRIPPY!!
You: probably because i live in the US
Stranger: sǝɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ
Stranger: ʇdǝɔuoɔ pɹıǝʍ
You: very weird

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: as?
You: as what
Stranger: age, sex?
You: 17 and sure
Stranger: lolz, m/f?
You: still male
You: why do you always ask me this?
You: every time stranger
Stranger: lolz
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You: Dad?
You: I’m pregnant.
Stranger: thank god!
Stranger: i thought you were just getting fat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: omegle
Stranger: go on
You: legom
You: o
Stranger: go on..
You: cheese
Stranger: STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE
Stranger: okay, now go on..
You: so i told my mom this joke right?
Stranger: go on..
You: she didn’t get it the first time
Stranger: STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE
Stranger: okay, now go on..
You: so i told it to her again
You: and again
You: maybe like…. 3 times
Stranger: STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE
Stranger: get your goddamn fingers off that keyboard.
Stranger: you think i dont see you?
Stranger: yeah, i thought so..
Stranger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT KEY
Stranger: now look in your closet with all the lights off
Stranger: and close the door
Stranger: and say “cthuhlu, devour my sanity”
Stranger: “bestow the necronomicon and green ichor upon me”
Stranger: okay, now go on..
You: i love you! ♥
Stranger: STOP!
Stranger: FFFFUUUUUUUUU


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